Leader of Akatsuki


Leader: I thank u all 4 gathering at such a short notice to discuss this matter.
Itachi: leader, this isn’t something stupid is it?
Leader : I assure it’s not…….Someone
Deidara: made stupid monsters out of my clay!!!!
Everyone: 0.o
Leader: that’s interesting but not the issue…….someone
Kisame: put a dunk in my pool?
Leader:………no
Tobi: stole my mask??
Leader: T.T no
Sasori: used one of  my puppets as a sex toy??
Leader: o.0 dear god no!
Hidan: then wat???
Leader: someone…….ate the last of the cocoa puffs!!
Everyone: ………………….
Hidan: im leaving
Itachi: right behind you
Kisame: im going swimming
Tobi: didn’t someone poop in ur pool
Kisame: yeah and it was green too!
Leader: hey wait a second wat about the cocoa puffs?
Zetsu: ha ha
Kisame: …….. SO IT WAS YOU  , YOU GREEN MUTATED HOUSE PLANT!!!
Itachi: really Kisame u just now figure it out???
Leader: COCOA PUFFS!!!!!!
Sasori: Deidara - san , one of my puppets are missing
Deidara: ill help you find it
Hidan: ahhh, I watch as my sanity dances out the door
Leader: im coco 4 cocoa puffs


Deidara


Deidara: srry Sasori-senpai, but it’s nowhere in your room
Sasori: I thought it might be here
Deidara : how can u find anything this place is a mess ( starts cleaning)
Sasori: ………………ive  found one thing Deidara
Deidara: wat s that
Sasori: you
Deidara: huh?? NO WAIT SASORI-SAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(walking in the hallway)
Leader: Look I wanna find out who ate the cocoa puffs
Itachi: fine fine Deidara and Sasori should be in his room looking for the missing puppet
(open the door)
(finds Deidara tied up, and Sasori with a whip)
L&I : o.0.……………………..
Deidara: h-h-help me!
Sasori: hi
(closed the door)
(few days later the shock wore off and Itachi and leader cried they re eyes out their eyes until they bleed)
Hidan : its okay its wasn’t that bad was it??
(both look at him like he’s crazy)
( and they all never mention that again)


Itachi Uchiha

Itachi: (opens door) u wanted to see me, Leader
Leader: come in ( hidden in the darkness)
Itachi: why are u in darkness no one’s here
Leader: alright ( comes out of the darkness)
Itachi:…….uhhhhh
(sees Leader in a flower thong  spread across his heart shaped bed)
Leader: y don’t u come closer Itachi??
Itachi: (eye twitches) do I have to?
Leader: its an order
Itachi:……………….

(Kisame and Zetsu run down the hallway)
(they open the door)
Kisame: Leader , tell plant boy here he can’t use the bathroom in people s homes
Zetsu: His lying don’t-
( They find leader giving a lap dance to Itachi who is having a very intense nosebleed)

Hidan: (sits there) god what organization did I get myself into.