Leader of Akatsuki
Leader: I thank u all 4 gathering at such a short notice to discuss this matter.
Itachi: leader, this isnt something stupid is it?
Leader : I assure its not
.Someone
Deidara: made stupid monsters out of my clay!!!!
Everyone: 0.o
Leader: thats interesting but not the issue
.someone
Kisame: put a dunk in my pool?
Leader:
no
Tobi: stole my mask??
Leader: T.T no
Sasori: used one of my puppets as a sex toy??
Leader: o.0 dear god no!
Hidan: then wat???
Leader: someone
.ate the last of the cocoa puffs!!
Everyone:
.
Hidan: im leaving
Itachi: right behind you
Kisame: im going swimming
Tobi: didnt someone poop in ur pool
Kisame: yeah and it was green too!
Leader: hey wait a second wat about the cocoa puffs?
Zetsu: ha ha
Kisame:
.. SO IT WAS YOU , YOU GREEN MUTATED HOUSE PLANT!!!
Itachi: really Kisame u just now figure it out???
Leader: COCOA PUFFS!!!!!!
Sasori: Deidara - san , one of my puppets are missing
Deidara: ill help you find it
Hidan: ahhh, I watch as my sanity dances out the door
Leader: im coco 4 cocoa puffs
Deidara
Deidara: srry Sasori-senpai, but its nowhere in your room
Sasori: I thought it might be here
Deidara : how can u find anything this place is a mess ( starts cleaning)
Sasori:
ive found one thing Deidara
Deidara: wat s that
Sasori: you
Deidara: huh?? NO WAIT SASORI-SAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(walking in the hallway)
Leader: Look I wanna find out who ate the cocoa puffs
Itachi: fine fine Deidara and Sasori should be in his room looking for the missing puppet
(open the door)
(finds Deidara tied up, and Sasori with a whip)
L&I : o.0.
..
Deidara: h-h-help me!
Sasori: hi
(closed the door)
(few days later the shock wore off and Itachi and leader cried they re eyes out their eyes until they bleed)
Hidan : its okay its wasnt that bad was it??
(both look at him like hes crazy)
( and they all never mention that again)
Itachi Uchiha
Itachi: (opens door) u wanted to see me, Leader
Leader: come in ( hidden in the darkness)
Itachi: why are u in darkness no ones here
Leader: alright ( comes out of the darkness)
Itachi:
.uhhhhh
(sees Leader in a flower thong spread across his heart shaped bed)
Leader: y dont u come closer Itachi??
Itachi: (eye twitches) do I have to?
Leader: its an order
Itachi:
.
(Kisame and Zetsu run down the hallway)
(they open the door)
Kisame: Leader , tell plant boy here he cant use the bathroom in people s homes
Zetsu: His lying dont-
( They find leader giving a lap dance to Itachi who is having a very intense nosebleed)
Hidan: (sits there) god what organization did I get myself into.















Comments
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"I don't give them hell.I just tell them the truth and they think it's hell"~Harry Truman
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Yaoi is a fetish!!!!
=Org-infinity
hush a by baby,ur cradle is gay,
but that is a good thing in this age and day,
cuz it is ho-ot,and th sex,is great,
we will watch ya-o-oi as soon as your 8...
babys:....O.o.....uWWWWAAHHHH!!!
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"I don't give them hell.I just tell them the truth and they think it's hell"~Harry Truman
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